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That's right...another killer addition to one of RunwayDaily's hottest and most talked about category; Male Bytes! It's Friday and what better way to kick off your weekend than some opinions on female fashion from a man's perspective.
Our amazing addition is from Mr. Creative - Chris Marine. A musician in New York City, Chris is a newlywed with an apparent gift to pick out what's really 'hot and not' for celeb ensembles. Honestly, I am beyond impressed with what he DID notice...ummm, Reese's yellow bracelet, for ONE...to his asking about "where" Jessica Simpson's feet are under her WIDE-leg jeans! Classic, I tell ya! Read on and believe me, the last thing Chris's take on female fashion will do, is disappoint! He's been one of the first readers to actually 'like' all four looks and find the positive in each ensemble...so cheers to that, Chris!
So, without further ado...let's hear Chris's gripping thoughts on our gorgeous four lady-loves; Jessica Simpson, Reese Witherspoon, Vanessa Minnillo and Heidi Klum! Here's precisely, word for word, what I heard back from him about the three stunningly clad starlets:
Jessica Simpson - "Holy enormous snot colored bag Batman!! She seems to be in her “out and about” clothing. I really like her hair pulled back by her shades like that. Her hair color, classic dirty blonde, can’t really go wrong with that in my book. Her enormous hoop earrings while a little Rose Perez are still working with her more casual ensemble. I like plaid stuff but this is hardly a flannel. I think the plaid jacket, while covering her impressive figure is still flattering because of its slim fit. Tight jeans…nothing wrong with that, although I find it a bit strange that she has no feet. Maybe a shorter inseam, maybe a more tapered leg. I really like her wrist band. Her necklace(s) long with seafoam green jewels or whatever, looks good to me as well, but not necessarily needed. Now, about the mother kangaroo pouch complete with baby kangaroo…now that’s a bag. Is this how lady power-shoppers who shop all day without a trip to the car carry their spoils?"
Reese Witherspoon - "Ah yes. This is what I’m talking about. Reese is looking amazing here. I love the beach babe, blonde locks, the short bang look totally works for her. Not all women in my opinion can pull this off, but she has a narrow moon shaped face so the bangs do not create an outline effect rounding out her face. Some people might say that the black is boring but this Audrey Hepburn-esque ensemble is anything but that in my opinion. Call me crazy but I love the subtle clash of colors between the almost Easter purple top and the dark violet heels. I know they hurt you girls, but you look damn good in them, as you know. She ‘s looking a little pale though, but I honestly like the contrast of her white skin with the stark black majority of the outfit, and as I mentioned above the subtle clash of the top, shoes, and the accent of her yellow bracelet that I am noticing now. Her eye makeup is a bit heavy, but it serves as an effective outline against her white skin and brings out the blue in her eyes. No neckwear to speak of, no need. This look is all about little subtleties. I feel it was well thought out. I think she pulls off simple, mod elegance with tasteful-clashing highlights. It also helps that I’ve heard her sing June Carter songs, and talk with a southern accent. You can take a man out of the south…but, well you know the rest."
Vanessa Minnillo - "OK. First off I find Vanessa to be very attractive. I don’t watch much TV so I’m not familiar with who she is, but I am familiar with hot and I believe that is what we have here, (moment, now over). She chose three bold colors that I feel you can’t really go wrong with. Red and white go great together, so does red and black, black and white, etc. Some fashion types might say it was a safe choice, but with her great dark skin tone it looks amazing. The red and black hair clip goes great with the fire engine red purse and matching red lip color, and the contrast with the black and white, almost jungle print dress is definitely hot. I like the pulled back, but styled in front hair-do. Very subtle earrings, nothing dangly. I feel like this is a somewhat modern approach to a classic idea. Overall, I’d call this a classy ensemble; it’s not necessarily breaking any new ground, but when you got it, you got it babe. I could do without the Reebok backdrop."
Heidi Klum - "Ok. I suppose I’ll break this pretty lady down from head to toe. Hair: not everybody could pull this off, but I have to say she does. She has great hair, the coloring seems to match her skin tone quite well, and she definitely has the healthy, tanned Hollywood vibe going on. (I realize she is German). I think she let the dress do all the talking. I can’t discuss her earrings without getting into this metallic little number. Every accessory she has on all tie in from the butterfly bracelet, to the tiny silver purse to those silver open toed heels which I am a total sucker for. She is clearly at some famous people function and she’s a tall (5/9&1/2 to be exact) and a very well proportioned fashionista. I think she looks amazing. Now, I must also defend myself in saying my critiques are only my opinion; from a heterosexual male’s (the enemy’s) perspective, but for me I wouldn’t really want my lady wearing something like this. Big picture, she looks hot, I mean it’s Heidi Klum. She looks like a super hot, silver-alligator from the everglades of the future, in a really good way."
Ok, so you have to admit there were MANY-A-QUOTE in here that you were giggling at. How about stating that Jessica Simpson's bag is how lady-power-shoppers carry their spoils? L-O-V-E it! I know Chris' Mom and seriously KNOW that this is a woman that knows how to shop...so I just want to give her a virtual high-five on this one...she raised him well! Thanks Chris...you brightened RunwayDaily's day...and numerous other readers...your wit and keen eye made for a wonderful Male Bytes addition! Cheers to Friday, everyone!
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