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Get ready for another UBER fun addition of Male Bytes. These are seriously getting better, every week! So it's friday, woo woo, and many a female reader has told me how much they enjoy this category.
So here's to kicking off the weekend on a high note and viewing, once again, the male brain at work and seeing what they think of female fashion. This week, Jeff Register, takes my breath away...and has me 'laughing tears' with his sarcasm and wit. Not to mention, his continual references to pop culture is downright genius! "Jeff, need a part-time job? You're hired!" Love it...readers, READ on! You won't be disappointed! Enjoy...I know you will!
Here's precisely, word for word, what I heard back from Jeff:
Jennifer Garner - "If her defined jawline and toned physique weren't enough to make her look masculine, then the fact that the sash hangs below the dress sure does! (Hello, phallic symbol!) And we all know she could have made a better selection on the shoes than those cream/ivory/mother-of-pearl- whatever they are. This dress makes me feel that her "alias" used to be Matt Damon."
Rachel Bilson - "As previously stated, I'm not a fan of the sashes. But the fact that this one is actually shorter than the dress makes it somewhat acceptable. Her hair and earrings add to the long and slender effect of the dress. The train makes the whole look more elegant. Overall, the best of the four. i'd be the Seth to her Summer any day."
Hayden Panettiere - "Despite her good looks, the stripes on the dress make me so dizzy I don't even want to look at her. Most "heroes" don't usually sport the prison attire. The fit looks attractive, but too tight around the thighs- can she walk?!? Her clutch is way too long for the size of her dress. The heels are nice, they give her a slender look and make her look taller. The hair doesn't look like it took hours to do; again, naturally good."
Blake Lively - "Although the color of the dress is complementary to her skin tone, the placement of the waist band is not complementary to her figure. The thickness and height of the band make the dress seem too uncomfortable and too mature for her age. Her hair looks simple but elegant, but it would be much easier to look at this dress if she wasn't standing in front of a gaudy tapestry. Definitely not a dress to "gossip" about."
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